Cards can be a great way to celebrate occasions, offer condolences, and just generally show others that you care about them. However, some people like to use them for more nefarious and hilarious means.
And, with this idea in mind, please enjoy these 17+ funny cards that came with unexpected laughs!
Yeah, the phrase "deviated scrotum" was definitely not one that I ever wanted to hear in my life. And now I can't stop thinking about it!
Siblings really do have a unique way of making us feel better in ways that no one else can, don't they?
Wow, that kid got started with the nihilism really early! I always find that it's good to get them interested in the bleak, hopeless misery of reality when they're nice and young!
I always hate it when someone writes something absolutely heartfelt and beautiful in a card and then you have to follow it. I think I'll adopt this technique next time.
I wonder what their returns policy is like? I mean, if I don't like the job they do, will they come back and put it painstakingly back the way that it was? I should hope so!
Modern problems require modern solutions! Also, cards aren't cheap, there's no way I'd just buy another one! I'm not Alan Sugar...which is good as I don't want to be a talking walnut really.
If I were the recipient, I would be very unsettled by how close they had put me to the end. It's like this kid knows something that no one else does.
Ah yes, this guy must have been a veteran of the U.S.'s space war against the Martian people of Pluto. Yeah, you'd think that they'd be from Mars, wouldn't you? Just shows what you know about the Space War!
I also struggle to buy cards with hearts on them, as it always feels so false. But, I normally just give in, swallow my pride, and buy one anyway. Life has truly ground me down.
The split words is a lovely addition, but the fact that they wrote it out in Comic Sans is a stroke of genius, and will likely give the recipient a stroke!
If I described a person as being like the age 35, then I would expect that person to punch me in the face!
Now, call me mad, but something tells me that this baby didn't actually put this card together. I think that this baby had its assistant do it, which is just disingenuous, quite frankly.
The person who posted this wrote, "Our dog died. [Neighbor's] kid made us a card. She was embarrassed by it. So she scratched her name out and wrote her [mom's] name instead. Was so funny that it actually cheered me up. His name was Ollie."
I don't know what would worry me more: the fact that this niece is actually 45 or that her boogers are acid green...
Hopefully this cheered their mother up during this horrible time! I also think that someone should start making cards for such occasions!
Now, I love Bob Ross and I absolutely love this card, but there is something about his dead-eyed stare on this card that is quite unsettling!
I can only imagine how pleased these two siblings were when they thought of this pun. I would have never gotten over it. I lead a sad life, it's true.
Pfft, who would ever be so drunk on a first date that they can't remember it? Definitely not me!
*Struggles to recall a single first date ever...
This is painfully adorable, with emphasis on the painful. That's also one of the most angry pancreases that I've ever seen, and I've seen some angry pancreases in my time!
This guy hit the brief perfectly. This must have been the easiest job of Card Man's life.
