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15+ Things That Seem To Be Having An Identity Crisis

"It's not a phase!" cries out generation after generation of teenagers exploring their style, identity, and passions. Trying to figure out who we are is a long, arduous process, it's no wonder people get worked up about it!

The items on this list are still in the middle of that journey, and in the meantime, seem to be having a bit of an identity crisis.

"This building by my house that looks like a box."

Thank goodness they put that 'do not stack' stamp on it, I was about to drop another building right on top!

"I found a chunk of unshredded cheese in a bag."

Hey, it's still a shred! Just a very large, chunky shred.

"Dog mullet."

He doesn't look too confident about the style but I think he looks great. Strut your stuff, little guy!

"This Gate/Fence made entirely out of the same model Volvo hatchbacks."

Lots of questions about this one. Like why, how, and to what end?

"My girlfriend has different finger structures."

Her genetics kept fighting over which to give her as she was growing, so they decided to just split it.

"This helicopter parked (landed?) on top of a gas station."

I didn't even know those canopies could support the weight of a helicopter, let alone all the other curiosities with this situation.

'One of my Skittles was naked."

Well, that's kind of embarrassing. Why would you post it online and make it feel even worse?

"A blanket with dog ears on top of my dog’s actual ears."

Is there a hair dye for dogs? They'd probably like a change in style too, just like we people do.

"Deli near me misspelled mesclun lettuce as mescaline, a psychedelic drug from the peyote cactus."

You think it was a misspelling, but they know exactly what they're advertising.

"This extremely long blackberry my wife found."

It's trying to reach for the stars but it can't even reach past your wife's finger.

"This tree 'repair' on my commute to work."

If you wanted to repair a tree...surely bricks wouldn't be the best material for it, right?

"This random Yahtzee game on a hillside in Kansas."

I don't actually know how to play Yahtzee, but this looks like someone was about to win! Or...score well? A good thing.

"A segment of this pink orange is orange."

An orange, no matter the color, is still an orange at its core.

"Rifle Mailbox in Yukon Oklahoma."

A great way to make anyone coming by to deliver a package feel welcome and safe. Definitely not threatened, no way.

"I found a toilet seat guitar at a pawn shop."

Huh. Would this be more expensive than a regular guitar because it's clearly hand-crafted, or less because it's...well, a toilet seat?

"Lifted car with lime green bumpers & roll cage."

So, what would someone do with this? Is it for off-roading, or just barreling down the streets and seeing what you can destroy?

"I am not sure why..."

Neither am I, buddy. I don't totally hate it, at least it's some variation to the usual grey metal on these boxes.

"Came across a sporty snowplow today."

As long as it plows snow, who cares what type of car is behind it?

"This truck in a tree I found while driving through the woods."

This time I won't even ask questions. I'll just appreciate it.

"This building by my school looks transparent."

Perfect for making not only you but all the local birds feel confused and upset.

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