Funny Quotes I Need To Get Me Through Winter

The winter is hard enough as it is, which is why we all need some light and fluffy humor to get us through the day, or night, or snowstorm.

Warning: these quotes have no theme. Just pure fun! Why stick to a theme when we can have pure chaos?

Which one are you?

I am definitely the "it's already 9 PM". I love going to bed early, and I will never be shamed for such things.

Just try and stop me! My sleeping body will be too heavy for you to carry.

It's true. Everything rests on my shoulders.

Listen, someone has to do the hard job of being the entertainment, even if people are laughing at me.

But I am willing to take on that responsibility for the good of the people.

Hungry? Hangry!

If there is one thing I love more than anything in this world it is food. Maybe even a little bit more than my friends.

But when I don't have the food I want? I become a COMPLETELY different person.

I think we can all relate to this one!

I know some people use cleaning as a self-care tool but I truly can't understand it.

I mean, good for them and everything, but that's simply not how I relax.