By now, you already know that some people have some really strange, controversial food tastes.
Pickles and ketchup, anyone?
But that's not even half as bad as what you're about to see.
Whether they flubbed in the presentation, following directions, or the meal itself, these 19 restaurants failed terribly at their ONE JOB to serve quality food.
Someone get Gordon Ramsay in here, STAT!
What, you thought the restaurant was going to juice the orange for you?! What does this place look like, A RESTAURANT?! Okay, yes, it is, but Larry had to cut outside for his smoke break, so juice it yourself.
"Terrible bun:meat ratio and precariously tall burger on a skillet on a board with a sword through it," this Redditor wrote.
Ah, so that's what we're looking at. All we see is a restaurant that has gone too far.
This is fine if you're, you know, a rabbit. But most humans like their salads to come already prepared. And, if possible, without a crouton that looks like a napkin ring around it.
"This is what my local Mexican restaurant calls nachos," this Redditor wrote.
Ay caramba! If these are their nachos, do they make their enchiladas with strawberry sauce and their tacos with ketchup?!
You just know that this dish cost upwards of $50. It's also hard to tell if those are dice or feta cubes.
Either way, someone clearly rolled the dice on whether this dish would work or not. And they lost, big time.
"The chicken sandwich I got from Mr Beast today," this Redditor wrote. Note to self: NEVER eat there.
"It’s so undercooked, a skilled vet could probably save its life," someone commented. "If you feed it, you might get some fresh eggs in a day or two," another added.
"An actual pizza from out local carry-out pizza joint. I repeat…this is from a RESTAURANT," this Redditor wrote.
By restaurant, do they mean a make-shift kitchen created by CHILDREN?! On the bright side, the extra cheese is 10/10.
She has the star's meat dress and everything! All she's missing is the blonde hair.
Normally, we like our meat on an aesthetically pleasing charcuterie board with other meats and cheeses, but that's just us.
"Please serve my mushrooms in a small garden that you bring to my table," this Redditor wrote.
After you're done eating, they have you get down on your hands and knees to replant the garden so another customer can enjoy fresh mushrooms.
Quick, name something more unappetizing than eating food on a shovel! Especially a shovel that you don't know where it's been!
Did it shovel up dirt? A dead body? Manure? NO ONE KNOWS. Bon appétit!
"Pizza from a restaurant in Yonkers. They actually put this on their Facebook ad," this Redditor wrote. Yikes!
Normally, companies showcase a product fully cooked in advertising. Maybe they want you to see how the sausage is made?
"We went to a diner and I ordered m&m pancakes. Those are skittles. (Yes I still ate the whole thing they were very sweet chewy pancakes)," this Redditor wrote. M&Ms and Skittles aren't even remotely the same thing.
All we hear is "good soup" from Adam Driver while looking at this. It's clearly 90 percent mayonnaise and 10 percent coleslaw. Boy, it sure is a good thing we never eat the coleslaw anyway!
"Enchilada special from a local pub advertising on Facebook," this Redditor wrote. "They didn't even bother to melt the cheese." Also, where's the enchilada sauce?! Is it that sad red stuff in the rice?
"Yesterday, I ordered a Grilled Chicken sandwich for my lunch at the drive through," this Redditor wrote. Wondered why it was so chewy. Wonder no more. Raw!"
Would you like a side of food poisoning with your lunch?
These hipster cafes are going too far! We just want to know who thought this was a good idea? Must have been the same person who brings you a garden every time you order some mushrooms.
"First time buying at a local restaurant called 'Food and love,' ordered a four cheese pizza and this is why they delivered." There was no love made in this food. Only hate and detest, and maybe some mold.
"On #BeefWellingtonDay we take a solemn moment to recall the mini ones served on barbed wire," this Twitter user wrote. Is this some kind of weight loss tool, or something? All we see is a lawsuit.
"My sister blocked me on Instagram for commenting 'wtf is that plating,'" this Redditor wrote.
We don't blame them! Clearly, the restaurant was short on plates and since Larry didn't want to wash dishes, they sliced plates in half. Problem solved!
