I don't know about you, but I've always imagined myself living in a beautiful house. Perhaps it's because I think I have good taste. So I'm usually attracted to aesthetically pleasing spaces like spacious bathrooms, kitchens, or cozy bedrooms.
Unfortunately, the same can't be said of these real estate nightmares I recently stumbled upon here. Check them out, and I hope you'll have a good laugh.
Pomo pediment? Check. Round balcony/cupola mash-up? Check. Supported by a central authentic Corinthian column? Check. This house ticks ALL the boxes. Ugliest on the planet. I think they just won the internet.
OMG, who was the moron that thought this would be a good idea? Why in the world would you put a carpet in a room with a pool? There is no way to keep it sanitary. Is there, huh?
Houston, we have a problem. There is a house down below that is giving me all sorts of weird vibes. You know how your sheet sometimes gets jammed as you feed it into the photocopier? That's the feeling I get from this architecture.
Here's something you don't see every day in suburban Georgia, huh? No, I think they were going for that Game of Thrones feel, but something got lost in translation here. What do you think?
Talking about a real mismatch here, huh? Just how many different window types did they have laying around? I have no idea, but they definitely used quite a few of them here. I'm not digging this home at all.
Speaking of mish and mash, I present to you The Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto. Yes, I love the old architecture, but then, somebody decided to add a modern touch to it, and the picture speaks for itself.
I'm usually a fan of mid-century modern designs, but I can't say the same about this home here. It's just so drab. I don't understand how this can actually appeal to anyone. Do you agree with me?
Can you imagine staying at this house? I would be so scared to tell you the truth. If the owner likes you, they'll open the right-hand door. If they don't, well, down you go! Enter at your own risk, ha, ha!
I'm not sure about you, but I get a funny feeling looking at this roof. Somehow I think I will start to hear a rooster any second now. Do you feel that way too, or am I the only one?
One of the features of a beautiful home that I love is large and scenic windows. Apparently, this isn't something this owner was looking for, huh? Instead, he insisted on having as many triangles as possible. Is it enough?
I don't know about you, but I don't fancy living in a place that resembles a modern detention center. No, thank you. I don't care how much this house is going for because I don't care for it at all.
Okay, here's one way to shine a spotlight on all the homeless in the area. Let's build them a tiny village that you can see from space. Who thought that was a brilliant idea? No, I don't think so.
Oh my, this is something you might expect to see at a Caribbean resort, huh? I always found that so humorous. But why would anybody want to have this permanently? I'll never know. Don't you think the designer went a tad overboard?
You can easily spot that neighbor who recently acquired some new money. They couldn't decide on the features to add to their home, so instead, they said "yes" to all of them. That was definitely a good idea.
Can somebody answer this question for me: why do Oakley's headquarters look like it escaped from a Star Trek set? I have to admit it's pretty puzzling but also a little fascinating. I can't decide whether I like it or hate it.
First of all, I'm not exactly a fan of mansard roof styles. But when you see them all in one place like that, it's so much worse than I would have ever imagined. Is this depressing or what?
Wait a minute — is this a joke or an actual shower somebody is planning to use? I mean, there is a giant rock right in the middle of it. Who lives in this home — frog people?
Holy cow! What am I looking at here, huh? I honestly can't even understand what is going on. There is so much happening in this one home that looking at it is giving me a headache.
Just when I thought saw all the terrible home designs, I was surprised again. I can't believe real people are living there. And I feel bad for any neighbors they might have nearby, hehe. Which one of these monstrosities do you hate the most?
